You say you want to impress me but live with certainty you will let me down. The truth is, you let me down every chance you get. But I keep waiting for the day you don’t.
You say all you really want now is to feel useful and I make you feel that way. Well I’m glad I’m serving some sort of purpose in your life. I keep waiting for you to make me feel like something other than miserable.
You say you’re not ready to be what I want you to be and because you love me, you want me to leave. I say you’re selfish. Even still, I’ll be here tomorrow.
- Chas: Why's Teddy (the shih tzu) got brown lips?
- Me: What?
- Chas: Why's he got brown lips and we have pink lips?
- Me: Because he's brown and we aren't.
- Chas: Oh... Boozer (the boxer) don't got lips. He has some teeth.